Review of the Incoqnito Necktie

By now, it should be no secret that I love ties. This Incoqnito Necktie is no exception. I’d been ogling it since Incoqnito debuted it and just recently received the chance to review it. Naturally, I snapped it right up.

The Incoqnito Necktie is a designed to be a discreet and luxurious collar and leash. If you want to take your pet out for the evening but don’t want anyone to know about that part of your relationship, the Incoqnito Necktie is a great way to keep that hush-hush while keeping your pet looking sharp and behaving properly.

It’s also good for one of these numbers —–>

Yanking a guy by his necktie to smooch him up is classic. Just be sure you grab the entire tie and don’t choke him!

To make getting a grip on the Incoqnito Necktie a little easier, a rather long strap has been sewn to the back to act as a handle so your hand doesn’t just slip off the tie.

For those who have never been able to figure out how to tie a tie (like hubby, whose ties I have to tie for him), the Incoqnito Necktie is definitely for you! Just slide the metal knot down, slip your head through the loop, and slide the knot back up. It looks just like a regular tie under a button-down except for the shiny metal.

This is what it looks like on me. I rather like it with my green button-down, but that’s just me. No, I have no pictures of hubby wearing it. He refuses to wear ties unless he absolutely has to. He says they’re nooses and won’t go near them. I, however, collect them. Strange couple, no? I guess it’s just as well. I’m the pet anyway. I suppose it makes more sense that I wear it and that he refuses it.

If you’re going to wear it as a collar and leash, the Incoqnito Necktie has flaps in the collar that fold out to make it bigger (See those dotted lines? That’s where the flaps fold). I know what you’re thinking; “What’s the point of that?”. Well, the more surface area to absorb tension, the less pressure. That means your neck won’t be sore the next day from your master yanking you around. They do make it much more comfortable. Also, you can see how the hand is inserted into the loop in the back of the tie in the picture. Basic Details

Material: Polyester and rayon, sterling silver or rose gold

Cleaning: You can wipe any fingerprints or smudges off of the metal with a soft cloth. The Incoqnito Necktie as a whole is dry clean only, though.

Total length: 24"

Neck diameter: 10" – 26"

Packaging: The Incoqnito Necktie comes in a very nice black box suitable for gift giving. It’s very sturdy and should hold up to a lifetime of use, if you decide to store your Incoqnito Necktie in it. I would advise you to do so. Luxuries ties deserve special care. There’s also a set of instructions included in the packaging.

“Usage

Flip the inner collar outward for more comfort around the neck. Slide the metal tie for desired tightness. Place one hand in handle for sensual control of your partner.”

Rating: 5/5 As a tie connoisseur, I must say the Incoqnito Necktie is quite lovely and innovative. Very classy, and very kinky. However, I do sort of miss the feel of traditional silk. I can see why polyester and rayon were used, though. Silk isn’t really meant to be handled much. The natural oils from human skin soil it easily.