Meet My New Mascot, Edmond, the Squildo from Free Range Silicone

So, with all these tentacles around, it’s about bloody time I have a mascot, right? Well, meet Edmond, my Squildo from Free Range Silicone. And before you ask, yes, my husband has met Edmond. Eddie’s going to be hanging around my office, so I kind of had to show him to hubby. He would have seen him eventually anyway. (For those who have no idea what I’m rambling on about: I have tentacle dildos, loads of them, and I’m too chicken to introduce them to hubby yet, for various reasons that can turn into a very long story, very quickly. Moving on…)

Since I’m doing my office in a steampunk style (pictures to come whenever we get the house and I’m able to fix it up to my liking), I asked for something in that style and got a gorgeous Golden Sparklefuck Squildo in metallic gold and black with little specks of sparkly glitter. Isn’t he a pretty boy? (And yes, I am going to refer to my Squildo as “he” and not “it”. I know it’s best not to personify sex toys but, if Edmond is going to be my mascot, it’s going to be weird not to refer to him as “he” instead of “it”.)

Free Range Silicone is a group of interdisciplinary artists that specialize in crafting hand-made, high quality, body-safe silicone sex toys. In other words, they’re my kind of people! Their designs are very fun and creative, and they take commissions. If you have a specific toy you want made and know the shape, colors, etc., you can set up a consultation with them to get it made. Yep, they do custom commissions, and that’s how Edmond was born. A Squildo like him will run you about $145.

Edmond came vacuum-sealed in plastic with some other goodies that I’ll be making into jewelry (pics to come later), and a simple paper tag that reads, “This Free Range Silicone toy is hand made and unique! It is made of platinum-cured silicone, and can be cleaned with any body friendly and NON-abrasive soap. Boil it often to remove contaminants (anything you can smell). We recommend water and plant-based lubricants. Avoid petroleum-based products and radiation.”

So, there are your care instructions. Boiling should be about 5 minutes. I’d like to add a warning to not use silicone-based lubricants on silicone toys. Also, you can wipe it down with a 10% bleach solution and rinse it well. Make sure to let it air dry properly before storing. It can a little difficult to clean and dry between the tentacles.

Measurements

• Total Length: ~11”
• Tentacle Length: longest tentacle ~ 4.5”
• Length Past Eyes: ~ 5.5”
• Shaft Circumference: ~ 4.5”
• Shaft Diameter: ~ 1.42”

Texture/Density

My Squildo, Edmond, has a very glossy finish to him. And, although he’s speckled with little sparkly bits of glitter, I can’t feel them. They’re in the silicone just enough to be seen without being felt. The glitter glows under UV light!

The head is pronounced and has a bit of a pre-cum drip at the tip. Squiggly veins line each side of the shaft, down to the bulbous eyes right above the tentacles. There are some gently imprinted suckers on the tentacles, and some of them have small drips at the end, which make them look sort of slimy.

Edmond is fairly plush. I can squish and squeeze his shaft, and even bend it a little. Of course, his tentacles are very wiggly yet firm. Think of them as a little firmer than gummi worms. They bend very easily, and wiggle and jiggle with every movement.

Playtime with Edmond

Well, the first thing I thought about was to gather his tentacles, lube them up, and see if I could insert them. Since they don’t come out to the same length when gathered, and they’re wavy, it’s rather difficult to get them all in me at once. Getting the middle ones in, and having the others wriggle over me is an interesting feeling; not very filling, but interesting.

So, since I sort of failed with that, I’ve been sticking to using the phallic end. The curve and the lip on the head are great for g-spot stimulation. The only thing I have to complain about is it he can be a slippery little fellow when wet. I usually grab his eyes or gather his tentacles and hold onto those.

Also, since Edmond is one of the smaller dildos that I have, he’s great for anal. Most g-spot toys are good for prostate stimulation, too. I haven’t tried it out on my husband, and I’m figuring I’ll weird him out if I ask, but I’m willing to bet it the Squildo would be great for prostate stimulation.

Opinion

Alright, so it was a little weird to actually stick a silicone critter in myself for the first time. (Please note that I do not endorse the use of real creatures for sexual means.) However, I knew what I was getting into when I ordered this bad boy. And, somehow, my brain concocted some sort of strange fantasy with penis squid coming after every my every orifice while I was playing with my Squildo the first time. Lots of Squildo, all after a chance to get some action. I rather like the idea of that much attention.

Anyway, Free Range Silicone did a great job on Edmond, and I just know he’ll look awesome in my office! He’s going to be my review buddy for quite a long time. Many thanks to Free Range Silicone for my shiny, sexy, little friend!